Saturday, August 20, 2011

I have invented a game called Electric Tennis of Death.

Objective: To kill more mosquitoes than your partner or alternatively to kill enough to win against the Universe


1. You may swing the racquet like a bat, racquet, but never as a Frisbee

2. You are awarded a point per death, extra points if you can make yourself a mosquito belt with your kills

3. 10 extra points every time you touch the racquet and electrocute yourself

Strategy: Be really tall so you can reach up to the ceiling lights where they like to hang out

If you do not have the electric racquet you can try the same thing with a PVC pipe and some sticky paper.

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