We need 37 tablets for our study. I visit 3 stores, it will be $829 more to
buy here than in the US. What if we
shipped it to the Boston office and then DHL?
DHL cost $4000. Who’s coming to
the US? Coleen is. What if we shipped them to Coleen and then
she brought them to Uganda. But she’s
not going to Uganda, she’s going to Tanzania.
Maybe she could pass them off to Laura in Tanzania who can then bring it
back to Uganda. Oh but Laura is going to the DRC
first, and that would mean 3 countries worth of customs charges. Ok what if she stopped over in Uganda, and before switching
plane to Tanzania, she dropped the bag with a hired clearing agent who finished
the process? Ok.
But Amazon only lets you order 3 tablets per account. Ok so let me get all my friends and family to order tablets from
Amazon to send to her address. We only
have 24 hours for it to make it to her on time.
Oh my
god, it’s not 3 per account, it’s 3 per account per credit card! All of my orders have been cancelled. Maybe Coleen can go to Best Buy
directly. Ok she has the tablets. Tablets are going to cost $800 in custom
charges $200 in clearing charges, $400 for the clearing agent, and 2 days for
the clearing. But Coleen’s flight was
cancelled until next week. OK pushing study back
by a week. Ok need Best Buy to email invoice before tax
and discount. 1 hour on phone later,
then will get it to me in 48 hours. They
do not get it to me in 48 hours. OK will call
again. How will Coleen meet the clearing
agent? How will she get her
suitcase? OK she’ll buy a new suitcase so it can stay
with customs. Flight delayed again.
Coleen gets off the plane, passing customs, passes
clearance, and never once was stopped. She didn't have to pay one cent. We saved over $1000.
We
have the tablets.
Phew! Good work.
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